On line dating fiction
Did you sign up for this dating site while sitting at a red light? If you had time to create a profile and log in, then you have the time to fill out the profile, jackass.
Online dating is not Amazon Prime with free two day shipping of a brand new girlfriend. You’re trying to make yourself look good, not lame. Say you love horror films and underwater archaeology, Civil War reenactments, and brewing your own bathtub mint juleps.
Meeting is the first step, going on a date is the second.
This is not a text, and there are no character limits. Make the message personal and you stand a far greater chance of getting a reply.
I gleaned this knowledge from comments people have made to me about these attributes.
Think in terms of meeting someone and getting to know them instead of going on a date.
DO NOT message boring small talk and expect interesting responses. Pick something out of their profile that caught your eye, and I don’t mean her tits. Be upfront, don’t be crass or vulgar, and you’ll increase your chances of some dirty, filthy, perfect stranger sex.